Thursday, December 4, 2008
The Reason For The Sneezin'
When John comes home sneezing he always finds an excuse for it. He never thinks it can be just allergins in the air. It use to be my big wrap-a-round sofa so I moved it into my house. Then he decided it was his sofa that we got to replace mine so he bought a recliner. Then he decided to put a sheet over it. That made it look like a fashion home magazine. One night recently he sneezed one time in the bathroom and he said it was my bottle of bubble bath sitting on the edge of the tub so he hid it behind the clothes hamper. Today took the cake. He came home from playing dominoes and eating donuts all afternoon. He was sneezing something fierce. I said I hope that is allergy and not a cold. He said I think I need to be in the hospital. You know those donuts have sugar all around and then there is a hole in the middle? I think those holes are full of germs. Please don't tell him I hid the chocolate chip cookies I baked in the oven. He might decide to throw them in the garbage and I want to gorge myself until I am sick.