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Thursday, December 4, 2008

The Reason For The Sneezin'

When John comes home sneezing he always finds an excuse for it. He never thinks it can be just allergins in the air. It use to be my big wrap-a-round sofa so I moved it into my house. Then he decided it was his sofa that we got to replace mine so he bought a recliner. Then he decided to put a sheet over it. That made it look like a fashion home magazine. One night recently he sneezed one time in the bathroom and he said it was my bottle of bubble bath sitting on the edge of the tub so he hid it behind the clothes hamper. Today took the cake. He came home from playing dominoes and eating donuts all afternoon. He was sneezing something fierce. I said I hope that is allergy and not a cold. He said I think I need to be in the hospital. You know those donuts have sugar all around and then there is a hole in the middle? I think those holes are full of germs. Please don't tell him I hid the chocolate chip cookies I baked in the oven. He might decide to throw them in the garbage and I want to gorge myself until I am sick.

19 comments:

garnett109 said...

With the house all closed up for winter my animals make me itch and sneeze

Cindi said...

too funny!

MISSY said...

Men. Gotta love 'em.

-Missy

Jon said...

I used to have incredibly bad allergies in California. When I moved to the Missouri Ozarks they all cleared up. Here in the wilds of Texas, I have my allergies again. It's from all this dust & dirt. Now it looks like I'm gonna have to start worrying about donut holes..... Jon

Missie said...

Since we closed everything up for the winter, and we have 2 dogs and 2 cats, we've all been sneezing a lot.

Have a good weekend.

Karen said...

I've been sneezing incessantly...reading this is making me sneeze...achoo!!!

Alice said...

Hi Paula. Allergies are no fun but John had to be kidding about the donuts! Wasn't he?!......

jack69 said...

Don't throw the choc chips away, Sherry will be right down. She is on the other side of the table reading your BLOG & laughing at the germ holes.
Love the entry! Is this one of the Texas THANGS?
jACK & sHERRY

Shirl 72 said...

Every morning I sneeze about 3 times and it is
over. I am going to be careful eating
donut holes. I don't like germs. Glad you put the cookies out of sight.

Shirl

Joyce said...

He is a hoot. Slip some alergy meds into his coffee and just smile.
Hugs, Joyce

Woody said...

Sneezing is good for you so my Honey says,,,, helps relieve the pressure in the sinuses. Thats why I think my Honey sprays, dusts, and cleans with things that cause me sneezing fits!! LOL!

take care

Woody

I Have Tea said...

LOL at John. I always wondered what was in those holes...

Thanks for your words, Paula. (((((hugs))))

barb said...

MEN!!!!! WHEN JERRY GETS A PAIN HE IS SURE HE NEEDS SURGERY!! SOMETIMES HE IS A PAIN!!

Lisa said...

LOL, how funny he made all the changes and still sneezed!!! Oh no, you can't throw the cookies away ~ you must gorge, it is a requirement this time of year~~ ;)

madcobug said...

Yep, time to hide those good cookies. Helen

REGINA said...

aren't men a hoot???? and the older they get, the hootier, lol.

be blessed,

regina

Rose said...

men are funny!

Gerry said...

This story made me laugh, but I have heard people say they were allergic to the darndest things. My son Dan broke out in hives when he was a kid when he ate peaches. I fed him some canned ones again and he broke out again, so now his son won't even eat peaches around him for fear. I think he is afraid he might be allergic to them too, since he is his son. Can you imagine Doc. He started to put strawberries in his alcoholic beverages, broke out in an awful rash and now swears he is allergic to strawberries but not to booze and the dreadful diet soda he mixes it with. I am allergic to diet soda! So I really appreciate your funny allergy story.

Melissa said...

Oh my goodness, that was hysterical! From now on I'm going to blame doughnut holes every time I get sick!!