Monday, February 4, 2013
Mr. Harvest Gold Dryer Weds Miss Lilly White Washer
The wedding was held in the laundry room of Paula at a delayed hour because of the delivery men's tardy arrival. The room was decorated with lavendar dryer sheets and laundry soap added to their cake was enjoyed by both. Water was served with a spirt of laundry softener to add some gayness to the occasion. The bride was dressed all in white because of never having washed a load of clothes before. Music was provided by Mr. Hot Water Heater. His rendition of "Here Comes The Bride" was a little off key due to age, but served the purpose. Some may think this sudden marriage was out of place due to the recent death of Mrs. Harvest Gold Washer, but what is a guy to do when the laundry is stacking up?