Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Do Birds Really Poop More On Red Cars?
Honest I read that online just now. Oh I know you can read anything on the internet. How did I come across that? I was looking for a free red car graphic because I am seeing red since this morning. From the back of the house I heard John yell "get out of here". I knew a dog was back and after Susie. He said as he stepped out the front door she jumped for the front window ledge with one of the dogs who chased her before in hot pursuit. As he stepped out he was face to face with a large man in his fracing suit with his little red car sitting in front of the house in the middle of the street. Frac man proceeded to yell if you had not yelled at her I could have caught her. She wasn't doing anything but chasing cats. Thems fighting words on this property. The man left driving slow looking for his dog and John came inside. I looked to see if I have any bee bees left. How long has it been since I shot a bee bee gun? Over twenty years? No people I won't shoot that dog with anything but I sure would like to shoot the owner in the arse. You know what though? I hope every bird in this county poops on his little red car.