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Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Do Birds Really Poop More On Red Cars?

Honest I read that online just now. Oh I know you can read anything on the internet. How did I come across that? I was looking for a free red car graphic because I am seeing red since this morning. From the back of the house I heard John yell "get out of here". I knew a dog was back and after Susie. He said as he stepped out the front door she jumped for the front window ledge with one of the dogs who chased her before in hot pursuit. As he stepped out he was face to face with a large man in his fracing suit with his little red car sitting in front of the house in the middle of the street. Frac man proceeded to yell if you had not yelled at her I could have caught her. She wasn't doing anything but chasing cats. Thems fighting words on this property. The man left driving slow looking for his dog and John came inside. I looked to see if I have any bee bees left. How long has it been since I shot a bee bee gun? Over twenty years? No people I won't shoot that dog with anything but I sure would like to shoot the owner in the arse. You know what though? I hope every bird in this county poops on his little red car.

11 comments:

linda eller said...

Me too!

TexWisGirl said...

sorry, but if your dog is on someone else's property chasing ANYTHING, it can be shot at. harsh reality of living in the country. i always hope my neighbors would give my dogs a warning first, but no guarantees.

TARYTERRE said...

Got me chuckling about the bird pooping on that man's car.

Jean said...

I do to Paula,

Jon said...

That clown in the red car deserves to get shot in the ass and so does his dog.

When I used to park my blue pickup truck in the driveway, hundreds of birds would poop on it. Perhaps they are color blind......

jack69 said...

Imma thinking you would still be a good shot and both should be shot in the rear.
I am amazed at the gall of some folks, and ou YOUR OWN property. Yeah I hope the birds dodo too, on the red...

Jill said...

I'm with you, Paula!

Helen said...

The police woman told Ken the law around here states if a dog has climbed your fence and has jumped on your small dog that you don't have the right to shoot it. Ken told her, you wait, if one does that to my dog he will get shot. The police woman said nothing to that comment. Ken had called the police and asked that because a large dog had climbed over our fence but climbed back over when I hollered at it. There has been several large dogs climbed the fence over the years.

salemslot9 said...

"She wasn't doing anything but chasing cats."

I hate when dog owners
are cat haters :/

I'm so glad
you both stick up
for Susie

Leave It To Davis said...

lol...you are a very vengeful woman. I sure don't want to get on the bad side of you. I have enough bird poop in my life. :) Of course, we don't have a red car...have a black truck...and I think birds target them, too....as a matter of fact, did you put a curse on my driveway? Cuz I think every bird in town has taken a poop there the past week. Sheesh. How much do they eat anyway?

Chatty Crone said...

Haha - me too.