Decisions decisions decisions

I hate having to make inportant decisions early in the morning. I had an appointement with John's ex-daughter-in-law, the massage therapist. John tells me he is going to Poth to buy cattle feed and then to the ranch to put out hay did I want to go. The massage won out. She doesn't charge me much and it is sooo relaxing but now I have no country tale to write about so--- I took some well known sayings and added a second line with my opinion.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush. Out of the bush those two you can flush.
Don't cry over spilt milk, thats what people say. The cat could drink it, it very well may.
Measure twice, cut once, good swedish advice. The item you are building will turn out nice.
When the cat is away the mouse will play. You can bet at meal time the cat will have the last say.
Whats good for the goose is good for the gander. That means equalization no matter what the gender.
When you are peeved you have your tail over the dash so be careful you are in a position to have a big crash.
Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow you may die and if you don't on indigestion you can rely.
You have an idea if you have a bee in your bonnet. Its well that you don't or you would be throwing a fit.
Sorry a silly entry.