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Monday, December 5, 2011

Does Your Toilet Tissue Hang Over Or Under?

Lately mine has been hanging under and that just ain't right. It seems everytime it needs changing the woman half of the guests in in the bathroom. She seems to spend a lot of time in there and has suggested to John he put an extra toilet in the laundry room. Please! I spend a lot of time in there doing laundry. we also have a running battle with the toaster. I like my toaster sitting north and south. Everytime she uses it she leaves it catty cornered or east and west. Yes I know it's a backward toaster but I got it free and it is shiny. They came here half sick and now I have whatever they have. Maybe that is why I'm so grouchy. Its hard to do even a little house work as she has her stuff scattered from one end of the house to the other. She eats weird things like Humus and boiled egg whites but they did bring me a can of Almond Roca so I guess I can stand it.

16 comments:

TexWisGirl said...

oh, the company is starting to wear out their welcome, i can tell! :)

Donna said...

I don't do well with most house-guests either. Leave my stuff alone!!!! Just remember, it's only temporary.

jack69 said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I feel your pain. but I cannot stop smiling. I keep remembering that a house is rough with more than one family in it.

OVER THE TOP, OVER THE TOP, that is the toilet paper, the way God created it! hahahahaha

Now (I am smiling big time) I don't know about them North South East-West toasters even Caddy cornered!!
YOu are great lady, even feeling bad.

Hope you get to feeling better SOON!!!
Love from over in Florida!!!

Missy said...

Poor Paula and having to deal with her in-laws.. It will be over soon. Just keep thinking that.

salemslot9 said...

over

north-south when not in use

west-east when in use

cord reaches that way

hang in there, love

~mel said...

The toilet paper has to come off the roll over the top ... what a funny post ... lol. I have this thing with my girlfriend ~ whenever I go to her house I'll slip into the bathroom and put her toilet paper so it comes off from the back - it drives her crazy. I'm like you ... love the company (for a while) but don't mess with my way of doing things.

Anonymous said...

Hi Paula, I hope you are feeling much better. I keep my toilet paper over the top.Toaster i wouldn't know I just use the toaster oven.Lol. I feel for you. Take care. jean

Jill said...

Over the top!

You know what they say about company? It's like fish, after a few days it starts to smell!

Feel better, hon.

Anonymous said...

Hope they leave soon I don't want to visit you
in the funny farm. I'm like you leave my things alone. I will say this pray...LORD have Mercy on Paula and send her guest home so she can get back to her routine. LOL

Shirl72

DD said...

Paula, My tissue and your post is Over the Top....Lol. Hope things are back to normal for you soon.

Lucy said...

Over the top and that is downright rude for her to take over the house. I think you need to hope they leave very soon. I do not have room for any house guests and that is fine with me. Bless you and I do hope they leave soon.

FrankandMary said...

I'm not so sure that you are grouchy. She sounds like a pain in the ass. When I was in high school I needed to help my parents out $$, so I started cleaning homes after school. I was taught to hang the T paper over & fold it into a little triangle. I still do it that way ;0.

john wingo said...

Another vote for over the top! I feel for you, Paula...I don't like intrusions either...that's why I turned our spare bedroom into an office...guess they could always sleep under the desk! Hang in there!

TARYTERRE said...

If I want to drive my husband crazy, and I'm not saying I do, but if I wanted too, I would hang the toilet paper so it rolls from underneath. According to him the CORRECT way to hang it is so it rolls from over the top. It really doesn't matter to me as long as it's there to wipe my butt. LOL My toaster oven is always situated north to south. I wouldn't like someone messing with it. Of course a can of Almond Rocca would be a powerful incentive to temporarily distract me, so I wouldn't care. Hang in there. Take care.

Marty said...

I hope "she" doesn't read your blog! Then again, if she's backwards enough to have the toilet paper hanging "under," then she's just not blogger material.

Lori said...

I'm not partial to having extended guests staying with us either. (And my toaster is always North and South!)