Sunday, December 29, 2013
Okkkay Who Is This Commander Duck?
I would presume it is something connected with Duck Dynasty. I would never have thought I would be wearing clothes connected with that show. Don't watch that show, don't really know what it is about. Turned it on once and it didn't seem to be my cup of tea. The thing is one of John's daughters-in-law gave John and I each a jogging suit for Christmas. On top of that the sizes were too large. Is this a hint or what? She was nice enough to leave the receipts in the gift so we could return them. Since our church doesn't have service between Christmas and New Year we decided to sneak in to San Antonio to return them. We aren't into jogging suits, we're more the jeans and tee shirt type so we wanted to pick something we would like and use more. Now I know why she bought such large sizes. Clothes sizes have changed, everything is slinky thin and fits close to the body. I never cared for this store and didn't want to have to go back so I was determined to find something. John was ready to go when he checked out the first price tag but we looked until my legs were ready to buckle. He finally found a pair of jeans in his size and likes them fine when he tried them on. Now by golly I'm going to come out of this store with a garment. That's where the ducks come in. Duck tee shirts in several bright colors. So I chose two with a penny left on my gift card which they insisted on and only to their store. John fared better with a little over six dollars left on his card. Is this a racket or not? Will we know where these cards are when we go back maybe a year from now? Yes I will give them to a younger person who wears slinky clothes. In the mean time if you see me running from the big black bull in the field it means he doesn't like Commander Duck.