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Wednesday, October 19, 2011
The Things You Hear Senior Citzens Say
Recently John and I were sitting in a waiting area with other senior citizens waiting for the discount hour at a steak buffet. A couple came in and sat next to us. We thought there were married, they looked married. Then the man told us he lives on the north side and she lives there on the south side and they go to the steak buffet almost evryday. Then the lady got up to go get their favorite table while he waited for time to pay. In talking to John he misunderstood something John said and thought he said something about married. He said I wish I was married, She keeps forgetting to call the Priest. Duh! I'm thinking man don't you think if she really wanted to get married she would remember to call the Priest. In the meantime think of how many free steak buffets she is getting without having to clean up after you.
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LOL!!! Greatness!
You're so right Paula, lol.Jean
YOu are a very insightful Cowgirl. the guy cannot be a rancher. hahahahahaha
forgetting? yeah!
Good one PAula!
This is sooooooo funny Paula LOL!! Thanks for the laugh today.Take Care God Bless Kath xx
Perfect story -- although I do think eating steak everyday would be a little bad for you!
I think you have the idea, Paula!
LOL!! Very funny.
garnett here, now thats funny!
Way to go Paula, Funny
Haaaa...Paula, you run into a lot of interesting things and people. Good 'un.
Could that be another version of 'buying the cow, when you can get the milk for free, why call the priest when you can get the steak for free...ha. Love your stories, Sheila
yes, that's funny and rather daaaa with that fella alright. She's the wise one, agree with you, free steak, no clean-up. LOL
Did you get a new calf yet from The Looker? She sure is guarded, isn't she.
BlessYourHeart
Free steak. No domestic chores. Sounds like a well thought out plan on her part. ~Mary
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